You Might be a Law Student During Exams If:

10. The only way you know it's Christmas time is that there is an angel tree in the library entrance.
9. You are actually annoyed that the library is only open until midnight on Friday and Saturday nights.
8. Because the library closes so "early" you leave with fellow students and find a classroom to study in until 2am.
7. You don't know what day of the week it is but you do know that it is "Evidence Day."
6. The best thing that happened to you all week is the Dean letting you into a locked interview suite so you could take your 3 hour "take away" exam in peace and quiet.
5. The best thing that happened to you last week were the donut holes that someone brought into your Federal Income Tax exam.
4. You obsessively check the "away messages" of your fellow classmates to find out how much more or less prepared they are for your exam.
3. You begin to blatantly disregard the "no food" policy of the library and have cookies, pretzels and chocolate donuts in your library carrel.
2. You begin to blatantly disregard the "no drinks" policy of the library and routinely walk in with Starbucks coffee or bottles of sodas that aren't in spill proof containers.

And the number one way to tell if you might be a law student during exams:

1. You constantly daydream about being a princess or even one of the actors in the Swiffer commercial because then you wouldn't be taking law school exams.