They love him, they really love him...

The Michael Jackson trial, which I am proud to say I haven't followed at all, is over. As of a few minutes ago the jury found Michael Jackson not guilty on all counts. Regardless of the verdict ambassadors were in attendance carrying tokens of their good will toward the entity that is Michael Jackson. Countries offering their support included France who sent a young man to wave a French flag on which was written, "France Loves You Michael." Not to be left out was Poland who delivered a young woman carrying a carefully constructed cardboard heart festooned with raised lettering on which was written, "Poland Loves You Mike." Not surprisingly Germany and Russia have remained silent on this matter while the United States offered it's support by supplying the twelve jurors in this case.

Upon reflection, it could be that the young man's name is France and the young woman's name is Poland and they were simply declaring their affection for the man named Michael, but I doubt it. No, no, in a controversy attracting international attention the real question is "Where's the love Turkey, where's the love?"